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you know, it's like a very sweet show about recovery. [ laughter ] speaking of inflated orange balls, donald trump is probably bouncing off that wall he never built. apologies to matt damon. thanks for watching. i want to keep this going. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you like taking photographs? 'cause thanks to dad i'm not a legacy. i want people to go back to the theater. >> huh. yeah. >> marjorie taylor greene, congresswoman, thanks for coming on the program. it's better to burn out, yeah, than fade away! the world's most aerodynamic production vehicle. 11:35 pm . >> jimmy: there you are. [ laughter ] speaking of drugs, there are too many olympic events going on for me to keep up with, so i've enlisted the help of a young man who has a lot of time on his, hands. Hint: He "will not be moving to Washington.". oh, right. everything's good with you? make them feel really uncomfortable. oh, this sounds like a, nightmare. >> in the space of just 16 hours on sunday, there were at least three mass shootings. how did it come out? he shows up with three people, two of which i didn't know, the other a political person who i . check out this year's "holiday 100" gift guide. the mustache. >> hi, freddie, i'm so excited to meet you. this is from massachusetts where this poor kid, all the boy wanted was to shoot some hoops. Actor Mark Wahlberg; actress Sofia Black-D'Elia; Spoon performs; snowboarder Chloe Kim. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show tonight. Jimmy Kimmel hosts "Jimmy Kimmel Live!", May 14, 2021. did tom do this with you? >> another mass shooting in america over the weekend, this time at a church in california. def leppard! the only thing stronger than us, is you. >> hillary rodham clinton as new york resident. the volkswagen atlas with standard front assist. >> the shooter, quote, had no problem legally purchasing the assault-style rifles used in the massacre. you're building a bar. the very end of this thing is a helo dunker, basically the shell of a helicopter. >> jimmy: how many cousins? the eqs sedan. >> there is like a blessed slowness about the whole thing. we're like, "tom. daisy's got lassoing lessons at noon. i don't -- i'm tired of dreaming about you, i want to drive you to work. Jimmy Kimmel Live! live translate speaks your language and hers. so let's work on both of those. >> oh. we go, we do the test. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> we support the right of every law-abiding american to be able to have a weapon to defend themselves. >> jimmy: okay. remember those? >> good, i'm way too sober. >> jimmy: mary yoder. detect this: most hiv pills contain 3 or 4 medicines. she's like, "what pants? >> he goes to a village? so hopefully she'll still go with me on the trip. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. >> oh, you know what? everybody in the boat die for fish. you may have broken a law, actually, if you filed jointly. >> jimmy: and still, we discussed this on the phone. >> jimmy: you swim in a perfectly measured rectangle pool, yeah. This material may be protected by copyright law (Title 17 U.S. Code). >> all texans must come together and support the families who have been affected by this horrific tragedy. no wires, no boxes, and unlimited dvr. >> no, more like the peter, paul and mary, kind of folksy kind of thing, james taylor. >> jimmy: and then i learned that -- well, explain what happened. i'm looking for someone who likes sand and sun. i feel better than i've ever felt. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's dangerous. fast heartburn relief in every bite. exclusive ticket access to unmissable events. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is the emmy-winning, oscar-nominated mind and mouth behind a, multitude of media you know and love. he always seems to go along with it, you know what i mean? they said, can you get in? >> oh, i just go around. i said no, i'm dead. i looked like a russian ballerina. ok. high two o'clock? you never wondered? but then they would always be like a nike shoe on them. >> oh, well you met donkey. not for this. >> tonight, volcanic eruption. November 7, 2022, 5:09 AM. season 2022 episodes. it never looked like real food. Los Angeles, CA. >> jimmy: what? yiu is for you. [ laughter ] i think the real question is, how much of your grandfather's saliva are you coming in contact with and why? i started fasting. well, i am glad you asked. >> jimmy: uh-huh. they're listening to those people who write them checks. basically, choose what we want our future to look like. [ cheers and applause ] 25 years ago, our first guest dirk-diggled his way out of music into a major movie career. >> the other i have is that elon won't reinstate alex jones. bye! two times night vision. and loves the show. [ cheers and applause ] hi, freddie. >> jimmy: you have my vote for sure. you're with this group so much that you better have an awesome group of like egoless good eggs that you're going to want to spend time together with. with no line activation fees or term contracts. [ laughter ] >> but yeah, no, hulu and disney really believed in the show. November 7, 2022 12:31pm. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you love big band music, standards, crooners of the past. and did you know they like ceviche?? we'll be back with jay ellis! youtube tv is a reinvented way to watch tv. leave it to elves to make a moment so magical. [ cheers and applause ] you know me. oceries . ABC/Randy Holmes. we got the wrong certificate or something. Walker beat out Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) and Donald Trumps former White House press secretary Sean Spicer for Kimmels dummy of the day title, after both blundered their Pearl Harbor anniversary messages. [ laughter ] what was the idea? because our cowardly leaders just aren't listening to us. (2003- ) Episode List. >> mass shootings in this country, 212 this year. thanks, freddie. >> jimmy: yeah, you guys are going to be in the cell along with the trumps. and when uc got the upper hand rinvoq helped visibly repair the colon lining. >> jimmy: with the frosted tips. "okay, but there's an alarm going off, do you need the pants now?" [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh my -- i gave to it your assistant. it's creamy. that's it? >> jimmy: rattle a few off, i. like them. with amex, it's never a question of if vacation will actually feel like vacation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did he have reason to be nervous? that's this week on "jimmy kimmel live!." 0. >> sully, hurry! >> jimmy: maybe he's gotten used to not listening to anything going on at dinner, and he's just looking at faces now. [ laughter ] >> he's also head of security, by the way. i'm more stressed than rush week. it's crispy. >> jimmy: you get to give commands? Join Next Episode Sign In ? our audience is in place. that's me entirely. that's why i was tardy. Jimmy Kimmel Live! i had the moustache, i wore it in the next movie. >> the uber driver is like -- what is this? and you may lose weight. >> jimmy: oh, tell us about some of the bad experiences you had? >> yeah, 12:00 to 5:00. i like the idea of donald trump now angrily setting up a turbotax account. because here we are again on another day of mourning in this country. >> we talked a lot about my dad, which he loved. a and the argument is my wife believes, my wife who weighs about 122 pounds believes that she could carry me if there was an emergency. did you approach any of them? welcome to fun dining. >> with a thank you note for being so kind to me, which you were. >> you know what i can give you. i would like to introduce you to. >> i can't do that. tonight, from "top gun: maverick," jay ellis is with us. November 7, 2022 12:31pm. >> what? >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host sean hayes! reject. EXCLUSIVE: Jimmy Kimmel is going live for the midterm elections. yeah, that's right i'm worried what that much power might do to me. Part of HuffPost Entertainment. >> i think it was. >> we finished in july of 2019. the number one longest-lasting aa battery. and i say this tonight with the hope, not with an expectation, but with the hope that people like ted cruz and greg abbott and john cornyn, people who are elected by texans, will actually listen to it. >> everyone heard something different. >> yeah, i've got one of my kids on, yeah. oh, she's going to kiss my hand like a chivalrous person of old. a lot of people believe this could be it for donald trump. if it goes well, after you thank people for coming. >> jimmy: how was the wedding itself, the whatever you want to call it, the party? >> defending freedom is going to cost. Tonight: Talky guests are Kristen Bell ("The People We Hate at the Wedding") and David Shrigley ("Get Your Shit Together") plus there is music from Noah Kahan. rapid symptom relief. thank you for coming. >> jimmy: i see, yeah, right. some people say this is a mental health problem. google pixel 6. for all you are. it's available on netflix december 23rd. kimmel live" --ek on "jimmy -. >> jimmy: who decided that was the movie you were going to watch? this is from a city council meeting last week in hudson, ohio, during which the now former mayor suggested allowing ice fishing in the park might somehow lead to prostitution. can i get ten large fries please? just about to get a nose job. as long as i'm not going to the hospital, i've had enough injuries in my day. >> jimmy: somebody who can't dance. [ laughter ] so a little bit later they're like, in order to do it, you've got to take this swim test. "nightline" is next but first, their album, "pineapple sunrise," comes out march 3rd. saving money. capital one shopping instantly searches for available coupon codes and automatically applies them. The following episodes are scheduled to air the week of Nov. 28-Dec. 2 (subject to change): Monday, Nov. 28. enough out of you! >> jimmy: do you know any of his dance moves? i screw stuff up. brilliantly. >> jimmy: that's a lot. ok, go for it. nope. >> oh my god. tell you what. >> jimmy: i'm going to figure this out. >> 54. all electric, all mercedes. >> it wasn't a problem for me. and now the long wait for spring. i don't know what that means. once again we grieve -- for the little boys and girls -- whose lives have been . that's why i switched to dovato. we trained with the u.s. open water olympic swim coach, dave kelsheimer, shout-out to him, love dave. somehow, he's mixed up with all the worst people in the world. >> jimmy: we've got music from spoon on the way. TV Archive and i'm glad i found it. she got them in an uber and they made it. he's still on the loose, what else do we need to know? Your culture and entertainment cheat-sheet. you know it's a bad sign when kanye west is only the third most controversial person at your dinner table. again, congratulations. get a new subaru during the share the love event and subaru and our retailers will donate three hundred dollars to charity. switch to geico for more ways to save. this is not on -- >> no, this is a movie for cinemas. once again we grieve -- for the little boys and girls -- whose lives have been ended and whose families have been destroyed. that's because in l.a. county we're still required to mask up. we all were basically -- it was so loud and then dead silence. >> i want us to help in any way that i could. in the book she says that one of the things she would do when she intimidated by or some ired or - combination of those things would be to bite them. Jimmy Kimmel Live! my friend is like, who is that? having the guy over for dinner or having no idea you're letting, a racist rando into a house that was, until very recently, full of unguarded top secret documents? aloha. and passion flicks. ask your doctor about once-daily zeposia. everybody does when you're on live tv rolling and rifting, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well done. >> jimmy: when you call home and you're having that much fun during covid, how did those conversations go? 22 Feb. 2022 Mandy Moore/Rob Base/Tinashe/Arnold Schwarzegger. it was very like anachronistic to me. >> yes. so i get uncomfortable. "no, i'm wearing a suit, i need the green pants." >> jimmy: why do you go at -- is that because you're hungry? sofia black-d'elia is here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good. Watch the roast below on Jimmy Kimmel Live.. this is our man on the seat, yehya, talking about the new mark wahlberg/tom holland movie "uncharted." you met spukky. [ laughter ] chloe, thank you for being here. i'm still not sure. and then, i guess that didn't work either. no. >> yeah, i think a lot of people were like, she's in traffic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: seems like you didn't get into the sky, you wouldn't need a chair in the first place. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have to nowadays. tarzan is from new orleans, he loves his te. it was funny. >> what's that? >> jimmy: when means the queen showed up? >> "i'm tarzan." i put on 30 pounds for my last film. >> he said to me at one point, you like a good rock song now and then, right? let's have a look. >> jimmy: you did? governor, dr. tucson, miss birdie jay, what an extraordinary gathering. baked with rich, chocolatey keebler fudge. she looks up from her magazine, "sorry i bit you that one time.". >> looks like maybe eight to ten years ago. we ran out of time for him. but if people want it, we'll do it in the sequel. we get to the swim test. i got a spur fittin' at two o'clock, how's about three? you and me, partner. [ laughter ] am i wrong on this? you know our next guest as the whisky-drinking baltimore detective jimmy mcnulty from five seasons of "the wire." there's a big f-14 behind us. ted is scheduled to speak at an nra event this weekend. are you a bowling family? apologies to matt damon. based on a video game but you don't have to have played the video game. i don't know. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. >> i will. you're the first person to actually do that. with the song "take what you want," def leppard! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we wanted to see a little more of your chest hair. you met nacho. >> jimmy: oh. you're no crispy, juicy, tender rookie. it's a cheetos thing. >> a shooting happened in downtown milwaukee and left 17 people hurt. she was tested on christmas, the results didn't come back until last week. >> no, we are not. i think he'll like it. >> jimmy: he's like, i'm tarzan! the gray sweat pants?" and our representatives are supposed to represent us. it takes a big person to do something like that. mmmm (children's laughter) that is so cool! well it also has personalized recommendations, so no more scrolling endlessly. and a chance to visibly repair the colon lining. prostitution. quviviq may lead to doing activities while not fully awake that you don't remember the next day like walking, driving and making or eating food. [ laughter ] >> yeah, we -- you know, we were on fox before. the world's largest active volcano roars back to life in hawaii. kathryn hahn is with us. you were going on some kind of a trip with harry? you have now reached the end of the sleep app. i pay them but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry. which was a big compliment. zeposia can help people with uc achieve and maintain remission. Bachelorettes Gabby and Rachel on the Fantasy Suite and Their Journey Together TV-14 | 07.11.2022. . >> "they're like an ocean." but my cousin greg fried a turkey, which i never had fried turkey before. i don't know. >> guillermo: they are. good night. >> 40 pounds of gear on in a pool. trump was on the golf course. prince charles. it's quviviq. the slogan which is inexplicable, "it's turf at the top." tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC June 23, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT . >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i love the idea of her handing the uber driver your pants. and, "we have come to this conclusion based, in part, upon the filings made by the new york attorney general, our own investigation, and information received from internal and external sources." with cleto and the cletones. not the thing you want to see. i did have the flowers coming anyway and a card. it was pretty weird. Take your kid's Halloween candy and their sense . >> jimmy: we'll let him figure out which one he is. >> at least 18 children and 3 adults killed in the mass shooting. it does look like i'm there for a diabetes test. us. >> yes. [ laughter ] his next movie's going to be under the water. they won't pass it. the photographer said, we're going to put you in a tophat, then you're going to be drinking a big gulp at a really, really fancy table. >> jimmy: really? >> jimmy: did tom like that? Randy Holmes/ABC via Getty Images, FILE. so they'd rather sweep this under the rug. more watching tons of your favorite live tv, less paying tons of hidden fees in other words, more show for less dough. The multi-hyphenate star, 37 who revealed in April that . then later, a band celebrating the surprise success of a song that's been out for six years, their album, "pineapple sunrise," comes out march 3rd. >> jimmy: you know everything about it. ", only donald trump would defend himself by saying i was only planning to eat with one anti-semite, okay? at prices you'll love. >> and, you know, that's -- over. before, you had to be awake to make a difference. you know our next guest from five seasons of the hbo show now you can see him in a fighter jet in the highly anticipated "top gun: maverick." Here is the 2022 Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl Preview. Release Calendar Top 250 Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Movie News India Movie Spotlight. when you decide to go to hawaii. >> take us in closer. on our most advanced and inclusive smartphone camera yet. great melody. even used the personal phone of a secret service agent to call melania when the stormy daniels story came out. Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). never had rock bands, a def leppard t-shirt, anything like that. fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] what happened to my patriots? >> the ceremony. i love it. he's out of his mind! >> he's literally the ocean's best mammal and doesn't even know it. online at ABC.com. >> jimmy: the kids. it's a lovely day today , so whatever you've got to do you've got a lovely day to do it in, that's true [ chuckling ] and i hope whatever you've got to do is something that [ music stops ] [ beeping ] cars built with safety in mind, even for those guys. this is not a time for moments of silence. what about the characters? so i've been trying to lose that weight. choose 4 of 10, like new cheddar bay shrimp. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you should, yeah. put uc in check and keep it there, with rinvoq. are they starstruck? >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> jimmy: uh, uh, all sorts of offenses? ok. youtube tv has real-time highlights to catch up on the game if you miss anything. ABC Updates. and this one is the most confusing of all. i'm jimmy. do you celebrate? On April 1, 2022, with Jimmy Fallon hosting in place of Kimmel for April Fools' Day, Fallon announced Matt Damon as a guest on the show. >> jimmy: and did you christen his latrine? >> jimmy: very nice. mazars said they could no longer work for the trump organization. >> jimmy: and your -- the guy -- >> the guy that i was supposed to marry, yeah. those amish -- i remember going in pennsylvania. she's a russian figure skater who is favored to win gold. (speaking japanese) like i was saying, it's ftx. >> i ask them to do something, i get the crazy look. and they started break dancing and they pulled him in to dance with them. last night, eric took time out of his busy schedule to promote, this made-up hillary clinton "spying" case they're now pumping into the fox news viewers' soft, oatmeal-like brains. you're literally looking at people who are like -- [ laughter ] you can't tell if they're trying or it's pool water rolling down their eyes. i've got to get their check, i tld the waiter, don't tell them it's me. kinder bueno. Jean Smart. he's the king. i got to spend time with all my cousins. that older mark wahlberg still has in his life. next day they sent a nice note because we paid the check. >> out of snow. >> jimmy: freddie, you got one shot, one question for two-time gold medalist chloe kim. like what? [ laughter ] very deadpan. he put basically a giant needle filled with lemon, sage and rosemary. >> jimmy: and it needs to be the theaters. >> hey, those olympics, man. >> some of us are. >> well, thanks, you know. the week after we see him at work. toyota. so if you care about this, and we all do -- it doesn't matter what party we vote for, we all care about this. was it fun -- as much fun to make? >> i suck at photo shoots. >> jimmy: did you meet chloe kim? it's about the navy, right? >> jimmy: i have a screener on vhs. bad-ass. mary yoder's. hello, stranger danger. you know how it looks like a little kid slide. the finer points of fun dining. [ laughter ] and for chatting with freddie. so start saving with comcast business mobile. you can see them at the hollywood palladium on june 2nd. >> when i got into my bathroom in the morning, a card, three gifts, rose petals, and i'm. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> but harry turned out to be very artistic in sculpting the latrines. >> no, we've been together seven years. looking to get back in your type 2 diabetes zone? enjoy a 1 dollar delivery fee when you order on our app. seth mcfarlane, everybody. >> a lady comes in, skiing downhill with you on the stretcher. the last day of vacation is still vacation. >> jimmy: just to say hey, look at our car, we can drive? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there was a guy named hector the bootie inspector? Jimmy . yeah, it was great. [ cheers and applause ] >> we got something to say! >> jimmy: then you get to the photo shoot, you kind of go, i don't want to disappoint this person. we had the best time off. how many pants? >> jimmy: you were into that kind of music, interesting. sitting down with the ku klux klan-ye, sharing a chocolate souffle. The Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl Presented By Stifel celebrates the tradition of great college football in Los Angeles through an extraordinary game-day experience that focuses on premium hospitality and highlights the diverse community of Los Angeles . this is a time to be loud and to stay loud and not stop until we fix this. crunching made casual friday's start on monday. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" TV Archive in adults also with known heart disease, ozempic lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as heart attack, stroke, or death. when uc got unpredictable, i got rapid symptom relief with rinvoq. news. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that's crazy. >> yeah. thank you so much. now criminals flock to san francisco because there are no consequences. so literally one by one they go down, and tom is standing like directly behind them in your eye line, like a dad, just waiting for you. video in like the history of the world, right? pull! and now -- jimmy kimmel! i forget the other one he mentioned. it's okay to admit you made a mistake. a manhattan judge and jury today rejected sarah palin's lawsuit against "the new york times." [ cheers and applause ] how are you? this is for the whole family. i had been giving koli kibble. it's the best. it smells like actual food. learn more at getrealaboutdiabetes.com. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like to imagine that -- >> i want to take you to the, airport. like you're on line at disneyland and they have cool stuff all around you. >> we did some bowling which is amazing. >> jimmy: i thought though were back there. and three of the greats, the all-time greats. it's a safe and easy way to get into crypto. 11:35 pm . and he was very proud of himself. and it's in the movie theaters for one more day if you want to go see it there. [ cheers and applause ] go to your movie theater. their new album, "lucifer on the sofa," just came out last week. Uploaded by and now that you're 80, you know what you have to do? and who has always been good to me, by allowing his request for a meeting at mar-a-lago, alone, so that i can give him very much needed 'advice.' there is something going on between him and miami. i'm still digesting. and i found out later, i guess that was her way of saying hello. they said we can't find a blue eyed blond boy who is 13. starting boarding school. i was very late. >> billy crystal, rob reiner, albert brook. >> jimmy: that's right. >> jimmy: oh. >> jimmy: thanks to kathryn hahn and dominic west. >> i've had worse criticism. [ laughter ] >> then throw their phone in the ocean, literally, at the same time. [ laughter ] >> my wife does not like the moustache. please. i have ten nicknames. [beep] (sighs) [megan thee stallion's 'flamin' hottie' plays] , got this amazing outfit for way less than it should've been, at marshalls! (no rain - blind melon escape) escape escape escape the all-new tundra. i'm good to go. >> jimmy: good. this week we've got new shows with billy crystal, david harbour, and don cheadle. >> guillermo: did i say it right? and learn how abbvie could help you save. >> jimmy: i don't blame them. most recently, we went to a restaurant in santa monica. because i won't let uc stop me from being me. try. you know, like the sign says. i really attribute that to diet. okay, so he's used to your family, the jewish-italian -- >> he's not italian if that's what you're asking. hold on, man. ba da ba ba ba it was a tragedy. we gonna start a fire rise up gather round rock this place to the ground , burning up let's go for broke watch the night go up in smoke rock on rock on drive me crazy yeah no serenade a fire brigade pyromania what do you want what do you want i want rock 'n' roll yes i do long live rock 'n' roll oh, let's go let's strike a light we're gonna blow like dynamite i don't care if it takes all night gonna set this town alight c'mon what do ya want i want rock 'n' roll all right long live rock 'n' roll oh, yeah, yeah rock of ages rock of ages still rollin' keep a-rollin' rock of ages rock of ages still rollin', rock 'n' rollin' we got the power got the glory just say you need it and if you need it say yeah now listen to me i'm burnin', burnin' i got the fever i know for sure there ain't no cure so feel it, don't fight it go with the flow and gimme, gimme gimme, gimme one more for the road, yeah what do ya want what do ya want i want rock 'n' roll you betcha long live rock 'n' roll , rock of ages rock of ages still rolling keep a-rolling rock of ages rock of ages still rolling rock and rolling we got the power got the glory just say you need it and if you need it say yeah say yeah , we're gonna burn this damn place down down to the ground [ cheers and applause ] whoo, oh yeah, oh yeah , this is "nightline." >> i suppose, the kids. no offense to the king, but. [ cheers and applause ] then later, their new album "diamond star halos" comes out friday. Actor Seth MacFarlane; actor Jay Ellis; Def Leppard performs. hey, that rhymed! >> the top teams so far. quviviq could help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer; and more sleep at night may mean feeling less tired during the day. >> jimmy: you were driving separately? >> he does a bit of -- i've seen video of his scottish dancing, and he really gets into that. >> jimmy: chloe, thank you for bringing so much honor to this ridiculous country. Watch the official Jimmy Kimmel Live! 11:35 pm . one person got a text, another person read it in an email, another person was playing "telephone" and like -- "no, i heard you're supposed to nod, look down, look up, turn right." and governor abbott and everyone. as mayor, yiu saved taxpayes over $55 millio. the more efficient you become. Actress Kathryn Hahn; actor Dominic West; Beach Weather performs. we want limits on who can walk around with an ar-15. they take it, they drop it into a pool, 20 feet deep, it rotates upside down, you're buckled in, goggles on, you have to do it five times. >> yeah. the new movie behind me. major brands from mcdonald's to coca cola joining cultural icons like new york's metropolitan opera to draw a line in the sand over russian aggression in ukraine. >> twin mass shootings. Contact Us. we'll be back with sofia black-d'elia! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh? oh my god. >> jimmy: really? you got to count the kids. welcome. she lives in chappaqua new york. [ cheers and applause ] , >> jimmy: very good to see you. happy belated birthday, cletes. who keep them in power. our first guest tonight is a very talented actor and emmy-nominated marvel witch, whom you can see amidst a murder in the highly anticipated "glass onion: a knives out mystery." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: prince william is like -- thank you? [ cheers and applause ] did you do anything for valentine's day? that's the idea we settle on. it's the phone that understands we're all different. [ glass shatters ] when you can take the ball from my hand you will be ready. look, you should just try youtube tv for free. [ laughter ] >> i think so. hey!! be in your moment. maybe there's some link, maybe there's something between prostitution and ice fishing we didn't know about. and he's -- charles is quite sort of proud of his dancing. watch it thursday nights on freeform and on hulu the next day. for his part, after nuking laying waste to mar-a-lago, kanye came back to l.a. over the weekend where he announced his next noble crusade. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i feel like tom, if he came across somebody watching on iphone, he'd punch them right in the face. >> not in the movie, thank god. Washington State Cougars (7-5) Washington State won seven games to qualify for their second-straight bowl game. that's pandemic times. will be taping live on Tuesday November 8 after the country has gone . >> jimmy: yes. i want that one! are they all watching you on this show play a single drunk female? they had armed guards. tell your doctor if you have new or worsening chest pain, cough, or trouble breathing. of course not. she's like, let's go snowboarding too. Watch the official Jimmy Kimmel Live! late night, telephone, calling, all the wallflowers i know out the dark and into the light half love, half regret, just enough for polaroids and cigarettes socialize, romanticize the life floating on my low-key vibe, floating on my low-key vibe late night high cause i'm floating on my low-key vibe la-da-da-da vibe la-da-da-da da-da-da-da la-da-da-da vibe bulletproof passengers on the road to sex drugs etc get out the dark and into the light everywhere i go . it's an eight-hour day, a couple of hours of classroom, a couple of hours in the pool. >> chilling new details of the school shooting and the alleged gunman emerge. 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Apps. we're like, y'all are crazy, you're not going to put actors in a plane. >> it's going to take a little longer than i thought, kid. they've sort of tried. i mean, technically, i guess, yeah, if you want to do it that way. >> definitely should. the all-electric volkswagen id.4. have a good evening. i can say that you are not. >> jimmy: i do want to ask about home for one second. who you would -- i thought bond, bond, bond. >> i guess so. [ laughter ] the mayor was just lonely in his shack. >> that's another lyric, "get in the back seat, baby." and tom and jerry bruckheimer one by one introduced prince william and kate to us. >> jimmy: what was it like being in the south pole with a prince? he's looking at all of us. like, holy -- so i try to figure it out. >> jimmy: is that what you're calling them? does that make you at all nervous, seeing as how he could have you beheaded if he wants to? i don't know mark wahlberg likes so the lady but she monkey. so it's completely blacked out. Instead, Justin Timberlake emerged wearing Boston Red Sox apparel and carrying a Dunkin' Donuts . [ sleep app ] and the end. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't that the saddest thing you've ever seen? [ cheers and applause ] you took off in the dead of night but before you did got your hair , combed right, yeah the neighborhood watch knows the score and they're knockin' at your door let 'em knock some more they're sayin' you need a little protection but followin' the leader gonna turn you off the religion it's comin' down the hardest cut world wars in your mind long day into night the hardest cut we live on a knife here it come now here it come now here it is the hardest cut i took off in the dead of, night but before i did got my affairs in order and my boots on the hallelujah choir needs a score and they're knockin' at my door let 'em knock some more they're sayin' you need a little protection but followin' the leader gonna turn you off the religion it's comin' down the hardest cut world wars in your mind long day into night the hardest cut who's taking the knife here it come now here it come now here it is the hardest cut , it's comin' down the hardest cut world wars in your mind long day into night the hardest cut who's taking the knife here it come now here it come now here it is the hardest cut [ cheers and applause ], this is "nightline." and i'm never wrong about this stuff. a million stories i could tell you. >> well, listen, i'm very grateful for the gummies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: somebody said, we're going to put you on a little patch of lawn -- >> [ bleep ] with his mother. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, too bad? at target. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. i bet he went to bed sick to his stomach last night. >> a maori haka? did you go out oft town? he's got all the jewels on. absolutely. they get to me. check. two hundred and fifty million dollars to charity. okay. it's creamy. >> jimmy: okay. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. fanduel and draftkings, two out of state corporations making big promises to californians. i fried a turkey. >> jimmy: you're trying to mail a letter, it looks like. >> jimmy: either way, we've got some problems that we have to sort out. they would have gone past tastie freeze if that was the case. they won't forget it. tonight, business backlash. less drama, more harmony, with canon. because we spent the second half shooting in serbia in belgrade. an almost unspeakable tragedy. why does the show all of a sudden really look like it's in space? it's literally spoken.

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